People want to complain that Valentine's Day is very commercial, that it is an excuse for us to buy excessive chocolate and flowers. Well money - we can waste our money, but at least we are not bothering our loved ones! Because on the basis of these valentine cards from the 1940s and earlier, it was all about holidays. This is Valentine's Day, so here is a light heart on this special day of love.
1. From a Mad Scientist Vampire with Love
The Valentine card you give says a lot about you. A handmade card says that you are thoughtful, a Batman card says that you are red, and this card says that you are going to kidnap your boyfriend and experiment with your basement lab. look at . . . his? this? That's half the vampire, half the evil doctor and all scary. Anyone who can do this with his mouth is either a gene simons or a monster, and you should not have sex with anyone. They are working "secret formula", they should be some kind of love drug, which is just a humble word for rape juice. If you get this Valentine, then just run. Do not stop asking questions, or it's too late.
2. The Stacker Superhero
Oude, look at yourself. There is a reason to build a wall, you are ready as a captain sex offender. If you need a ray of magic to gain access to your loved one, then he is playing "suffering sufferer". She says her expression. She is not in love, she is still the time, while she is trying to calculate the path of her best escape. Superhero-themed Valentine cards were even more popular in the past than today, but on this basis they probably left the clouds of knockout gas.
3. Bondage, Dominance, Submission and Kittens
Look, I'm not here to question how you express your love. If you and your partner like to wear clothes as sailors and bind each other while watching adorable mice and girls, then this is not my job. But please, please leave your kitten out of it. Like SPCA does not ruin anything at night with your special person alone. It does not help to scare the cat. Of course, at first glance, he looks very happy about the situation in which he is, but look closer. Never take the necessary Exospect-esque contortions to rotate your head - someone behind it, they are coming closer, and he is scared. Anyone who keeps him in that situation is either not playing well or there is a serious misconception of the idea that cats like to play with the string.
4. Happy Valentine's Day from Dr. Morea
BSiori, lover, but the only thing that you have been surrounded is the prison bar, and there are many. I do not know what lab you had escaped from (vampire?), But love should be the last thing on your mind. Focus on pitchfork catching pitchfork, in which there is no doubt that while chasing you, you are cursed as a blasphemy against nature. This 1936 Valentine becomes as tall as you see it. Where are her legs? They are not in her shoes. Why is her costume clearly created for a big lady? Did he kill his creator and steal his clothes? Is this a serious product of "Duckfest" which now suffers from Facebook profiles all over the world? Before screaming scary screams, so many questions to answer, so little time.
5. Terminator: Valentine's Day
Oh ... why is he a light bulb for eyes? Are they light bulbs? Do not look at them as they are. On one side or the other, they will destroy you. I should not criticize the poor boy, because he is clearly suffering on the face, in a silent shouting which will never end. It seems that he is a robot who was taught to kill but learned to feel pain. Hunting and other "masculine" activities in old time valentine cards were common, but did not even begin to explain what is happening in it. This poor creature should be kept out of his misery to protect everyone. "I'm hunting for a Valentine" is not a lovely metaphor, it's really hunting the most dangerous sport. "Are You 'Sports'?" In fact- "Because I'm going to shoot you, because I'm a murderer." Ha ha ha, "If the room was more then the text would end.
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